My cyberpunk cheese-heist novella!

A cheese cave. A sun. A million problems.

Millions Wayland was cutting the curds when she learned someone had thrown her cheese cave into the sun. To find out who is responsible, Millions makes a copy of her digitally uploaded consciousness and transmits it to a nearby orbital city. Soon enough, she becomes entangled in a messy conflict between several copies of herself that she made decades ago, one that soon ferments into a situation ready to go off.

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The cover of The Transitive Properties of Cheese, cover art by Drew Shields